Not Quite Prosaic

Of course! She’s one of my all-time favorite singer-songwriters. I love her My Medea, Pontchartrain, Feathermoon, Gravity, The Atheist Christmas Carol, Between, St. Stephen’s Cross, Momentum & The Tower. (Haha, complete jud.) :D

Want eggs with that?

RULES:

1. Put Your itunes, MP3, windows media player etc on Shuffle!
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! (If it’s in a foreign language, try to Google the translation and post that too.)
4. Put any comments after the song name.

How would you describe yourself?
Sixth Sense (Dave Brubeck) —- I seeeeee dead peeeeeopllllle.

People’s usual first impression of you is:
Sentimentale (Claude Bolling & Jean Pierre Rampal) —- Stern-and-slightly-mentale perhaps.

How do you feel today?
Love Hate Love (Alice in Chains) —- Every freaking day.

What do you look for in a partner?
Romantique (Claude Bolling & Yo-Yo Ma) —- Charrrr.

What is your status with the person you like?
La Cosa Buffa (Ennio Morricone) - “The Funny Thing” —- Pathetic.

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Human Behavior (Björk) —- Piece of work. And I definitely don’t mean the artist nor her song.

How do you handle a relationship?
Addio a Palermo (Ennio Morricone) - “Goodbye to Palermo” —- Drama.

Your future boyfie’s alias:
Are You Gonna Go My Way (Lenny Kravitz) —- *cracks whip*

What is your life’s purpose?
Gidiyorum Bu Şehirden (Sezen Aksu) - “I’m Going to this City” —- TOO FREAKY. *gulp*

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Прощание с Польшей (Булат Окуджава) - “Farewell to Poland” (Bulat Okudzhava) —- Poland?

Describe your friendships.
Bittersweet Symphony (The Verve) —- D’awww.

What do you think of your best friend?
Girl Disappearing (Tori Amos) —- HAHA. NOOOO.

What do you think of your circle of friends?
Why Should I Cry for You? (Sting) —- Yeah, why should I? Mga oplok man mo!

What do your friends REALLY think of you?
Bohemian Rhapsody (Richard Cheese) —- Libertine with a homicidal bent. Wow.

What people generally don’t like about you:
Песенка о юнкерах (Булат Окуджава) - “Song of the Cadets” (Bulat Okudzhava) —- This is so Mariah Carey’s “I Still Believe” MTV. LOL

People call you this nickname behind your back:
Ain’t No Use (Nina Simone) —- Hedonist turd.

Will you get married?
Vacant (Dream Theater) —- Like that look on my kid sister’s face when I let her see/hear something that I think is funny.

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Mephisto Waltz (Franz Liszt) —- So I’m having a Faust-themed wedding. 

Will you ever have children?
Brother (Alice in Chains) —- Howdy. (?) Ew.

How will you die?
Fuck Me Pumps (Amy Winehouse) —- In high heels.

What will they play at your funeral?
Love Hate Love (Alice in Chains) —- Grungey.

What will people mostly say in your eulogy?
A Hard Day’s Night (Ramsey Lewis) —- She’s been working like a dog, on the porch, in her drool.

What do you do in your free time?
Precious Things “Tori Amos” —- Hi, I’m Jessica, & I make Fabergé eggs.

What is your phobia?
Плач по Арбату (Булат Окуджава) - “Crying on Arbat” (Bulat Okudzhava) —- Mag emo sa Arbat street.

What song makes you feel happy?
Friendship Test (Tenacious D) —- “F+”

What is the song you’re most ashamed of liking?
Fishin’ Hole (Stephen Lynch) —- No shame in liking Lynch.

You’d like someone to serenade you with:
Know You Now (Amy Winehouse) —- Two things: 1) Benedict Cumberbatch. 2) In the biblical sense.

If you had a pet, you’d call it…?
Beneath the Balcony (Iron & Wine) —- … “Juliet!”

Will you get far in life?
Dangerous Piece (Aziza Mustafa Zadeh) —- Dangerous piece… of work.

If your life were a movie, what would the theme song be?
Venice (Chris Botti) —- Doesn’t hurt that I heard this live very recently. <3 

What was high school like?
Virginia (Tori Amos) —- Corned beef.

What’s a valuable piece of advice for getting ahead?
Dark Side of the Sun (Tori Amos) —- Or sunblock.

What is in store for you this year?
Walken II (Stephen Lynch) —- Ooh, more laag.

How does the world see you?
Would? (Alice in Chains) —- The world has better things to do. Next!

What’s in your future?
Running Up That Hill (Kate Bush) —- Cardio. @.@

What do people admire about you?
Prophets of War (Dream Theater) —- Palaaway diay ko.

Where will you find your happiness?
Soon, Love, Soon (Vienna Teng) —- Char dot com.

What is your dream job?
Swing Theme (Claude Bolling & Emanuel Ax) —- Note the absence of “-ers’”.

If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
Four Women (Nina Simone) —- HAHA WHAT.

What do your parents think of you?
Iron Glam (Alice In Chains) —- Can’t even iron a shirt decently.

What is your deep dark secret?
You’re the Inspiration (Richard Cheese) —- Too dark, I can’t even see.

If you were a superhero, your theme music would be:
Insomnia (Aziza Mustafa Zadeh) —- Sleepless super hero.

And your Superhero Alias would be…..
Annem İçin (Ebru Gündeş) - “For Mom” —- Laaaaaame. Lol

What is the theme song of your arch nemesis?
Maddalena (Ennio Morricone) —- Maddalena Junancal Julitao

And he would be known as….
The Real Thing (Alice In Chains) —- like pan jurikat.

How is your life going so far?
The Battle of Algiers (Ennio Morricone) —- MY EMOTIONS. MY EMOTIONS. Troy Barnes reference.

What will you post this as?
Bon Idée (Regina Spektor) - “Good Idea” —- :)